General DiscussionAyy lmao

I think not

I lied

we 6k now

nais m9s

Ahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUgDDpKesic

http://i.imgur.com/3jW19Nk.png
lets go

i swear 2ks don't even know controls properly, who let's a venge mid?

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1876521253

also that fucking lycan, 0 kills, lmao

EG is so gut sumail and rtz 2 stronk. Kreygasm 4Head

i placed some rares on these fucking chinese they better win at least 1 game

I wonda if yu kno,
How they live in Tokyo,
If yu seen it then yu mean it
Then yu know yu hev to go.
Fast an furias! (Kitaa!) (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast an furias! (Kitaa!) (Drift, Drift, Drift)

sufail 4Head

why ban benao sadboys

why not

EG! EG! EG! EG! EG! EG! DO IT!

professional throws, artesy

how the fuck did i lose against mid doom

http://i.imgur.com/OW4M6Yf.png
how do i fix this guys

u stop listing 2 weeb stuf

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I always send shitposts like this when people are waiting for me and im stuck in traffic

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lmao, nice

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guise what r those

It's what ios or android emojis look like, you seem them as unicode characters w/o being colored or modified in this setting

mobile peasants

So they most likely appear grey, unless you installed an emoji plugin for your browser

I'm just copypasting stuff others post, I'm a professional redditor

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If I use a banned word like ni66er as my steam name will I get banned in dotoboff?

Mekarazium10 minutes ago
.Kittyminati21 minutes ago
I'm just copypasting stuff others post, I'm a professional redditor

ｔｏｍｉａ～♥ｔｏｍｉａ～♥about a minute ago
Mekarazium10 minutes ago
.Kittyminati21 minutes ago
I'm just copypasting stuff others post, I'm a professional redditor

TripleSteal-16 minutes ago
ｔｏｍｉａ～♥ｔｏｍｉａ～♥about a minute ago
Mekarazium10 minutes ago
.Kittyminati21 minutes ago
I'm just copypasting stuff others post, I'm a professional redditor

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Bonjour Arteezy. I am Helenalive and I'm trying to learn Batrider. I just have one question about the skill build: Should I max flaming lasso like when you caught me off guard and suddenly came into my life, Flamebreak like when you broke my heart and stole my name, or firefly so I can soar into the sky like an ill eagle?

“I have a dream that one day this forum will rise up, and live out the true meaning of its creed: ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all shitposts are created equal.’
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of moskwa the sons of former scrubs and the sons of former smurfs will be able to sit down together at a table of dota.
I have a dream that one day even the state of /r/Dota2, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice and sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my countless little shitposts will one day live in a forum where they will not be judged by the quality of their content but by the number of their creativity.
I have a dream today, that BBcode will comeback!”

You load into game.
Instant pick Ogre and spam in team chat.
" i am ogre. i am 11 armour. i am roam".
You then proceed to buy. orb of venom. ring of protection and a mango.
in that order.
you then go to top rune and wait for enemy to appear.
because you are ogre and you are roam. at -0:03 mark you approach rune and kill anyone that appears. you take rune and are now nearly level 2.
you wait for 45 seconds then roam mid. because you are roam. you cast ignite on enemy radioactive pony and hit. one. two. three. times. First blood is heard by all.
you tank 5 tower hits but it does nothing.
you type in all chat " i am ogre. i am roam. i am 11 armour".
you get level 2 and skill fire blast you then walk bottom.
instill fear in the peasants.
you stroll out of jungle on top of enemy bat rider and cast fire blast and then ignite and hit. one. two. three times and kill the rider of bats. you continue to do this until the enemy rage quits.
because you are ogre.
you are 11 armour.
if the enemy decides to group and push you type in all chat " L O L ". you then cast Blood lust on your tower. watch as your tower destroys the weak attempt to take it. it now hits faster then a crack addicted troll War lord. you stroll into team fight cast fire blast and get a 4 times multicast it kills there carry. you then turn to support and hit the weak Crystal maiden. one. two. three. times and watch as her own attacks do nothing.
because you are ogre.
your are 11 armour.
you are roam.

10/10 would play
http://i.imgur.com/Vf7gjP8.jpg

I'm the most dedicated player I know. I take pubs just as seriously as if it was finals at TI. I never give up. Playing against megas? I keep playing. Down 40 kills? I keep playing. Half of your team afk in base? I keep playing. Why? Because I'm Anti-mage.

This hero is the ultimate 1v9 hero. If played correctly you literally can't lose with this hero. You may be thinking that if you played any hero correctly then you can't lose either but that's simply not true. Anti-mage is unique with this characteristic.

I go safelane. I farm. The offlaner tries to contest but I am too good. I blink on him. I trade. I back off. We both salve up. He's got no mana. I've won the lane, like always. I am Anti-mage. Nothing matters more than farm. I control the lane. I'm farming so close to my tower that I'm impossible to gank. I can not die. I will never die.

16 minutes. Battlefury, Power treads, Poor mans shield, Vladmir's Offering. I've already won. Nothing can stop me now but myself. I am fearless. I push out lanes. I take towers. I force rotations. I am Anti-mage. Thousands of calculations going on in my head. I keep track of glyph, five individual teleport scroll cooldowns, how much each enemy is farming and when they will have specific items, relative position of both couriers etc. I can not lose now. Manta, Heart, Butterfly, Abyssal. I've not finished farming.

"Fucking AM picker, no skill" The flame only fuels me. "Wow, nice work AM you took racks" I don't need your praise peasant. I'm fucking Anti-mage. The rest of the my 'team' is irrelevant. They only get in the way of my goal. The enemy ancient.

Moonshard, Boots of Travel 2. I buy the wards, the gems are on me. I take the throne. I've won the game. 900GPM. Pathetic, I could do better. I'm not trying hard enough. I've failed.

"Match found". I pick Anti-mage. I am Anti-mage.

This text is my daily motivation

the anti mage copypasta was my motivation for this game
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1715863583

Ty for throw

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