This joke makes no sense.
He uses RP only on enemies, and nobody scatters when he tries to use it, it's not like he takes time to use it but 0.3 seconds.
What he does is forces enemies to divide.
Why did everyone go to sb's party instead of slardars?
Cuz sb has the greater bash
What does tiny like the iPhone?
It has iOS inside
I gave my girlfriend an orchid
She was speechless
What do you call a team fight where visage has no birds?
And unfamiliar situation.
Why doesn't Eminem play support?
He opens his mouth but the wards won't come out.
Why is antimage enemies with everyone?
Because friendship is magic
How did death prophet lose weight?
She exorcised.
What is a robotic syllabear?
Lone Droid.
Why do argentines not buy salves?
They prefer tango
Did you know that Riki Maru is the most friendliest Hero in dota2? However they rarely see him so their friendship has been fade away.. Hahahahaha
What is witch doctors email?
ohlook@it.go
What is qops favorite desert?
Ice scream
Why is James Bond the best support?
Because he is 0 0 7
What does a street/pub fight and 3k games have in common.
Being held back by friend's/teammates.
cringe
that's the point
if the joke isn't cringy it doesn't really belong in this thread
Why is Lina such a stubborn bitch?
Because her divergent sister always "let's it go".
haHAA
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Because everyone scatters away when he tries to RP.
BTW this is also the bad dota 2 joke thread now so everyone should contribute, you guys are too tense lately, maybe you just need some terrible humor in your life to remind you how beautiful the world truly is.