unranked is so much fun
I don't get angry or blame my team for not gaining 25 points
and since SA is easier, I don't have to abuse any kind of cheap strat to win
just yolo randoms
How do you win so many games. Do you abuse the dotabuff tracking ie track on/off?
Even 7k ppl don't win that often, and you aren't even stacking the same hero. Surely you must encounter games where you are supporting bad carries and can't win???
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET
Satellizer, also known as S-God is regarded by many as the best south american carry. Legend says iwo once played against him on a pub and was dumbfounded by his farming skills. Later that day iwo added Satellizer and said "pls teach me senpai". Satellizer said "get rekt scrub" and deleted iwo, who proceeded to cry and ask his master Smash for guidance.
His closest friend and support is a mythological entity known by his nickname "Chester". No one knows his true name, all we know is that he's fucking tryhard. Some people claim that Chester is actually Satellizer playing with his feet on another PC.
Pls no copy pasterino it's true story.
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Why don't he play ranked match? o.o