im a king of shitty food but all of these oily, greasy meals like sausages make me physically sick, my body feels really heavy and i get a headache quite often
"Champ, put that game on pause, will ya? We need to talk. Your mother and I have been getting worried about you. No, we've already been over what we found in that FedEx package last week. We're disappointed, but we're not gonna kick you out, either. But you've been sitting here in your room doing nothing since you graduated three years ago, Champ, and things can't keep going like this. You're wasting your life."
"While you've been typing away on your chatterbox, your peers are out there grabbing the world by the tail and seizing the initiative. Why, I bumped into your old schoolyard friend Chud, Thad, or Chazz or whatever his name was -- you know, the one who called you all sorts of funny names and pulled all kinds of funny pranks on you? Anyway, he recently got the job as the emergency services manager down at the city, and he's making bank. He's driving around in an Acura MDX and just moved into the three-story house down the street. He even got hitched to that one girl you were always harpin' on about -- that smoking brunette with the funny name: 'way-foo' or 'Yuanaytis' or something. And they've even got a little boy on the way. How about that, Champ?"
"They asked me how you were doing, but I didn't wanna embarrass you. I told 'em you just got home from teaching English overseas and that you were in-between jobs. Well, that ends today, Champ. I'm gonna drive you over there so you can talk to Chet or Charlie or whatever his name is, give him a firm handshake, and ask if you could work there. I'm sure he could get you a job down at the recreation center or the mailroom or janitorial services or something. Whaddya mean it'd be embarrassing? Champ, your mother and I aren't gonna be around forever, so it's time you got out into the wider world and took steps towards becoming an adult -- like your friends did. Besides, aren't you three looking forward to catching up after all these years?"
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playing in 3k feels like playing basketball with 9 really dumb and fat 13 year olds and you try to explain them the rules but 10min into the game you just give up and then you stomp them, but feel empty inside.
I mean just when i look at the item builds (expect me and PL) i ask myself if these ppl even use their brain while playing? I probably could write articles about how much each of them messed up with items its hilarious
Typical German mustard lover.
Can't spell mustard without TARD
mustard is
got em good
i can see your logic that you try to eat something disgusting by covering it by something slightly less disgusting
but that still doesnt make it good
1 more mustard comment and imma drop epic facebook memes from 2012 on ur asses
you're going to do that sooner or later anyway so we might as well get over with it right now
i dont dislike mustard but i dont understand why you would evne consider it when ketchup exists
on hotdogs?
my mom likes mixing ketchup and mustard
never dared to try that
because not everbyody is 12
i onyl eat fine french mustard btw
wtf ur like a mustard aristocrat or some shit
my sister puts ketchup on literally everything and it has traumatized me from a young age
ye boy
like who puts ketchup on noodles? those ppl should be killed
i only put mustard on my noodles
im a king of shitty food but all of these oily, greasy meals like sausages make me physically sick, my body feels really heavy and i get a headache quite often
relatable
be3cause ur daily calorie intake is like 500 or something
ofc u feel like dying after eating a 5 5 0 c a l o r i e s sausage
i used to put ketchup on literlly everything too until i discovered tomatoes work better with almost everything
man the slit breaker 2 BETTER COME OUT TDOAY OR ELSE
will we play this evening then?
i really wanna sell the treasures while hteyre hot, and not wait until their price drops by 2/3
"Champ, put that game on pause, will ya? We need to talk. Your mother and I have been getting worried about you. No, we've already been over what we found in that FedEx package last week. We're disappointed, but we're not gonna kick you out, either. But you've been sitting here in your room doing nothing since you graduated three years ago, Champ, and things can't keep going like this. You're wasting your life."
"While you've been typing away on your chatterbox, your peers are out there grabbing the world by the tail and seizing the initiative. Why, I bumped into your old schoolyard friend Chud, Thad, or Chazz or whatever his name was -- you know, the one who called you all sorts of funny names and pulled all kinds of funny pranks on you? Anyway, he recently got the job as the emergency services manager down at the city, and he's making bank. He's driving around in an Acura MDX and just moved into the three-story house down the street. He even got hitched to that one girl you were always harpin' on about -- that smoking brunette with the funny name: 'way-foo' or 'Yuanaytis' or something. And they've even got a little boy on the way. How about that, Champ?"
"They asked me how you were doing, but I didn't wanna embarrass you. I told 'em you just got home from teaching English overseas and that you were in-between jobs. Well, that ends today, Champ. I'm gonna drive you over there so you can talk to Chet or Charlie or whatever his name is, give him a firm handshake, and ask if you could work there. I'm sure he could get you a job down at the recreation center or the mailroom or janitorial services or something. Whaddya mean it'd be embarrassing? Champ, your mother and I aren't gonna be around forever, so it's time you got out into the wider world and took steps towards becoming an adult -- like your friends did. Besides, aren't you three looking forward to catching up after all these years?"
I've heard others say the same.
^This shit looks too real. From the details in the words to those in the photo. Can't help but think it was taken from real life.
Any news from the other provinces?
you're nothing but a bot to him aimstrong
battle pass lvl 97 LUL
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Patch waiting room ResidentSleeper
why tf am i in 4.6 avg game with 4.1 solo
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playing in 3k feels like playing basketball with 9 really dumb and fat 13 year olds and you try to explain them the rules but 10min into the game you just give up and then you stomp them, but feel empty inside.
I mean just when i look at the item builds (expect me and PL) i ask myself if these ppl even use their brain while playing? I probably could write articles about how much each of them messed up with items its hilarious
y u write russlan in minglee language sir
this BEtter be because of the oatch
new patch when?
who won the short film contest in this ti?
What does a hero truly fear won I believe.
garbage competition gg
Which one did you want to win?
saved
i remember playing against hanter in inhouse where he ran at me with rot along with benao's witch doctor into double kill
Pretty sure I smashed everyone everytime I played Pudge in inhouse.
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