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General DiscussionAyy lmao

Ayy lmao in General Discussion
casual gamer

    people unironically using "ya" or "yall" should be sent to gas chambers immediately

    can’t say “you guys” at work, have reverted to yalling as a result

    arin

      stream in half an hour at most

      one syllable anglo-saxon

        who cares about ur garbage stream anyways

        one syllable anglo-saxon

          aside from the that is

          faw

            sun with face clap sun with face attack

            Feachairu

              i'm searching arin the scrub on google,for some reason it gives me a friggin body scrub results

              Feachairu

                yep i'm watching that from the start alredy

                Shou

                  haHAA someone uses a common phrase from their part of the world they should be gassed haHAA

                  arin

                    i can't report anyone because of dota plus

                    but thank god i got lvl 1 on od that's far more valuable!!

                    bearcat0611

                      i made it to high skill bois, and promptly lost both games.

                      Feachairu

                        stephen hawking is ded

                        Shou

                          PepeHands

                          faw

                            one syllable anglo-saxon

                              WHAT

                              one syllable anglo-saxon

                                thats a joke right?

                                faw

                                  probably so, but there are so many bugs in the gmae right now i woudlnt be surprised if its real

                                  one syllable anglo-saxon

                                    whatever ill play this garbage game anyway

                                    faw

                                      Road to 6k: что есть скрипти???
                                      Road to 6k: кого скрипти??
                                      lpp4kpts: бля заебал
                                      lpp4kpts: репорт лови
                                      Road to 6k: за что скрипти??

                                      sky_scripter_2018.txt

                                      one syllable anglo-saxon

                                        what the fuck is todays mango pool
                                        i need an ability to ban multiple heroes in one game, pronto

                                        one syllable anglo-saxon

                                          kill me this instant

                                          Totentanz to The King: M ...

                                            how can one be divine 5 but not divine 5+? what even is the difference?

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                                            Feachairu

                                              wat you mean

                                              faw

                                                divine 5+ is with rank

                                                divine 5 starts at 5500, u get rank at around what, 5700?

                                                Feachairu

                                                  o

                                                  o is too short (minimum is 6 characters)

                                                  ywn

                                                    o

                                                    faw

                                                      Feachairu

                                                        wat kind of magic you ppl use

                                                        bearcat0611

                                                          space magic

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                                                          Feachairu

                                                            wizards

                                                            chicken spook,,,,

                                                              ねずみ

                                                                Shou

                                                                  Feachairu

                                                                    forgive me for i normal being

                                                                    Shou

                                                                      How often do u go manta on pa?
                                                                      Cuz looking at my matches recently I buy it a bit often

                                                                      casual gamer

                                                                        against treant

                                                                        one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                                          hi everyone,

                                                                          there's been some confusion as to what exactly constitutes an nadota retard, so i thought i'd put together a quick list of utterances by the average nadota retard in dota 2 chat. it should go without saying that many of these are commonly used by arteezy and whoever else nadota retards fellate (i think fear and ppd, among others), which is probably why they feel the need to speak in arteezyisms/nadotaisms themselves.

                                                                          a player is nearly guaranteed to be an nadota retard if their speech habits include any of the following (henceforth referred to as nadotaisms):

                                                                          "im sure"
                                                                          forced contractions: "hows" and "whys" are not fucking contractions of "how does" and "why does" unless you're an nadota retard. similarly, "heroes" means "more than one hero" and is not a contraction for "hero is", unless you're an nadota retard (e.g. "this heroes relaxing", "that heroes broken"). the latter is obvious proof that this is sheer stupidity rather than laziness. nadota retards will also randomly say things like "ive got x" instead of "i have x", and in general they'll turn anything they can into a contraction (e.g. "matchmakings awful").
                                                                          "my x": if you're an nadota retard, dota 2 is a single-player game. well, it's a single-player game for you, that is -- the players on your team are all bots, while the players on the enemy team are all psychotherapists. nadota retards will talk non-stop in all chat about how their teammates have wronged them in some way, while also acting as though everything in the game belongs to them. e.g. "whys my sven have no farm", "blue just steals my lane", "wheres my dazzle", "hit my throne"
                                                                          "mm": nadota retards cannot comprehend the fact that >99.9% of dota games are played via matchmaking. they will go out of their way to refer to their games as "my mm games" or "my pubs" every chance they get, even when they don't actually play anything other than matchmaking (this is almost always done when expressing their displeasure towards matchmaking or valve). some of the people who do this played in in-house leagues in the past (i.e. before ranked matchmaking existed), but even though in-house leagues have been dead for years and they stood no chance in the TI open qualifiers or whatever other non-matchmaking dota they played against potentially decent opponents, they like to let everyone else know that they're far too skilled not to classify their matchmaking games separately from their "other" games of dota. note: some nadota retards are washed-up pros, and they're the obvious exception here as they actually have played in meaningful non-matchmaking games.
                                                                          "on" to indicate responsibility: "thats not on me" "im sure this games on x"
                                                                          overall passive aggression and an excessive number of messages that consist of only a question mark when talking in ally chat: this also includes things like alternating between uppercase and lowercase or ending sentences with exclamation marks. e.g. "thAnKs vAlvE", "dont farm my lane lol!!"
                                                                          "how do u just x": usually seen alongside other nadotaisms (e.g. "hows my qop just lose mid"). "im sure u just x" is a similar nadotaism.
                                                                          "x is the build/x is the pick"
                                                                          "WOOOOO dota 2"
                                                                          "get me out (of this game)"
                                                                          "real" to mean "very": "this games real fun", "that heroes real broken". i think this is just one of those things that arteezy does, so as a result it's done by many nadota retards. similar arteezyisms would be the alternating case thing mentioned earlier and the overuse of "we lost".
                                                                          "thats life"

                                                                          a player might be an nadota retard if their speech habits include any of the following:

                                                                          "im done": this is usually followed by them not actually being "done"
                                                                          beginning entire thoughts/statements with "i mean"
                                                                          blaming valve and/or peruvians not for individual losses but for their inability to win games in general, when statistically this makes no sense considering their team has 4 other players and the enemy team has 5. example: someone makes their name "-500 MMR thanks peru"
                                                                          any mention of hidden pool/shadow pool
                                                                          any mention of being "tilted"
                                                                          an obsession with the word "ape" as an insult

                                                                          let me know if you think of any others and i'll add them

                                                                          TripleSteal-

                                                                            unranked divine5 in 95% of cases is someone who didn't play enough games recently to be eligible.
                                                                            you need to lose a lot mmr after getting divine5 in order to get actually eliminated from the top5000

                                                                            casual gamer

                                                                              this should’ve been chiseled into some kind of stone monument years ago

                                                                              Seoulmate

                                                                                faw

                                                                                  пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

                                                                                  Shou

                                                                                    arteezyisms r often american englishisms
                                                                                    unless its "im done"
                                                                                    thats 100% artour

                                                                                    arin

                                                                                      https://twitter.com/ixmike88/status/973914844066807808
                                                                                      hyperlul

                                                                                      that entire thread is a gold mine

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