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General DiscussionWHY MY SMURF ALWAYS VHS? FUCK IM GOING 5K AGAIN, JUST GIVE ME 2K-3K

WHY MY SMURF ALWAYS VHS? FUCK IM GOING 5K AGAIN, JUST GIVE ME 2K-3K in General Discussion
zDonFrank

    damn man, even when i threw games i was still stuck with 4k-5k in smurf

    Beks

      zdonfrank

      meteor hammer

        id rather calibrate mid 4k than 2k 3k tbh, even though the games are easy im so triggered by the way the enemy team plays

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        Sia

          Are u the same guy who had two 5k+ accs and was complaining about the blue star with both accs?

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          TripleSteal-

            ye, the attention ho guy

            Beks

              a good vhs game is more better that doing rampages in 2k imo but playing vs 2k your brain is completely relaxed and dont even use it

              RUSH HOUR

                u bad

                Jacked

                  Its really not hard to be bad. Just stop plAying dota. Stop. Stop last hitting. Stop casting spells. How hard is it

                  Sia

                    Jacked fuckup master 9000

                    zDonFrank

                      im tired, i have already got 3 5.8k accounts, i just want to play some good 2k3k dotas.

                      zDonFrank

                        who is zdonfrank?

                        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                          i mean i wish someone would give me 1k, but true, it's very hard to be that bad

                          Jacked

                            yea i know the stress of 5k dota.

                            neveragain

                              swap with me 5k for 1 or 2k
                              lul

                              NOT GOOD ENOUGH

                                2k life is chill rampage once almost in every week since October. :P

                                Im in 2k matchmaking :'c

                                SeyedM

                                  lets swap account what u think?

                                  Wrath

                                    Seems like you didnt try nor deliberately playing bad on your smurfing games to get lower mmr, so i'm assuming you just want to brag about your skill and an attention seeking hoe irl.

                                    SeyedM

                                      this is my gmail : mohamadhemati309@gmail.com

                                      wetan

                                        Ye sure u already reach that level. Like u're asking college basketball player to mess around against junior high school kids. They can't be that bad.

                                        Skully

                                          I would actaully trade my first ever account that I had which still stands at 587mmr for... 10 calibration games to be done well on ma new smurf IM SOO BAD at calibration games it is unreal. (have some time to get to level 20 for my smurf though )

                                          Here it is. http://i.imgur.com/NJvwCYS.jpg (yes I started playing dota from the date shown xD)

                                          My friends think i should sell it/ savour it.

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                                          Zus

                                            ^Drop it by 500 mmr more and get double the cash

                                            Skully

                                              Lol. thats a lot of work. I would rather trade in what i said before tbh, money isn't something i care about.

                                              zDonFrank

                                                yea, im sad im stuck there in vhs.

                                                just cant help that i wont be able to play in hs or normal, fuck valve.

                                                He Fears Nothing

                                                  Im Stuck at Normal and HS . I want to be in VHS Bracket . haha and you want HS and Normal .

                                                  >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                                                    If you truly want 2k - 3k wouldn't you need around a 39% win rate?

                                                    Jacked

                                                      No u just need really bad kda and valve will put u in ns

                                                      Just(wiNner

                                                        SKULLY i want your 500 mmr account bro

                                                        Illyasviel

                                                          this dog just want to show off, he only feed a game and serious on the next game

                                                          turburat

                                                            I feel u haha

                                                            turburat

                                                              Trade to jacked give him a try to play at 5k and lets w8 him to suicide

                                                              zDonFrank

                                                                damn man, how to play in hs or normal skill? teach me senpai

                                                                NEKOCAN

                                                                  Playing in 2k game is so fun actually, to relax urself
                                                                  like u buy eul on am but still win the game

                                                                  Oldman

                                                                    As a 5k player u have to play drunk as shiet. Drink 0.5 of vodka before lunching dota. Then your reaction time drops and eventually u start getting normal skill - enjoy.

                                                                    Story Time

                                                                      lol, 0,5 vodka :D sounds like u are russian. But even most europeans will not manage to launch dota after that amount!

                                                                      🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                        Seeing all these low mmr accs made me thirsty

                                                                        Anyone wanma give me their 1k acc :D

                                                                        Beks

                                                                          i can give u OP 2100 mmr acc im playing but have to ask for premission
                                                                          and u must admit that ur ZDONFRANK