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General DiscussionWhen these Valve shitters gonna fix mm? Feel free to post your one-si...

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crying

    The Terrible, how is the thing I abuse connected with the fact mm often gives me newbs when I play solo? Nice logic here.

    Yet another trash game for you to check.

    http://dotabuff.com/matches/253016564

    Russian stack of idiots - one of em claims mid even before he sees heroes and ofc sucks ass, other instapicks lone and fails hardlane.

    GegeWepe.

    PS Oh come on. 48% winrate trash qop and vanguard lone. Even worse that I'd thought.

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    crying

      Abandoned both of my 2 last games. Complete idiots, these guys dont have any fucking sense what should be done. This is just ridiculous.

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      Autism is great

        Lina with bracer as her first and only item ( my teammate ) || (enemy) -> Huskar with boots
        luckily for me it was no stat

        Slow Hands

          I've played ~1,500 odd games, quite a few in the very high tier (mostly in the high tier now apart from when I play with friends). Solo que and I get put in a game with a guy playing his 7th game who decides to come mid with me, dual boots, 18 deaths and 8 last hits in 39 minutes....

          http://dotabuff.com/matches/251803611

          B2

            LOL dual boot, best player :P

            Relentless

              Stats off means its inconvenient to get information...but you can still get it manually.

              I was curious to see what kind of player gets dual boots.

              DualBoots player has played dota 2 for 8 months, however he had only played 19 games in that time.

              Confirming what many of you suspected 3 of his games (not the one above) are in "High" matchmaking...so yes this sort of player does get into High.

              High games were...
              8-5-20 Enigma WIN
              3-15-11 ES Lose
              0-4-1 Medusa Lose

              Normal games
              0-15-0 Drow Lose
              0-18-9 Necro Lose
              7-8-25 SShaman Win
              12-6-15 UD Win
              7-11-5 Axe Lose
              15-10-14 Axe Win
              6-10-4 Doom Lose
              2-12-6 Jugg Lose
              0-9-1 Kotl Lose
              7-15-13 Veno Lose
              4-2-3 Chen Win
              3-1-2 Pugna Win
              4-1-1 AM Win
              1-1-0 BS Lose
              20-11-12 LS Win
              18-4-12 Pudge Win

              Overall he is 9-10 47.35% WIN
              Overall KDA is 1.94 (6.2-7.4-8.1)

              It seems that he is very bad at dota, but probably played a lot of dota 1 badly before trying dota 2. I suspect from his extremely bad map awareness that he was a maphacker in dota 1 and probably still plays dota 1 since he can't deal with real games. Also it seems that when things go badly early he tends to start throwing to end the game faster. He knows how to use Pudge if the opponents suck. But I think he is used to playing with a maphack in dota 1 with a stack of other maphackers stomping unsuspecting nubs. I think he is one of the worst at lasthitting you will ever see in a High game. 3 of his wins were because of early abandons so really his winrate should be 37.5%

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              B2

                Don't provoke Relentless or he will dig you out of your grave :D

                NiueanBeast

                  Me and 2 decent friends (clockwerk and Druid) and a beginner (Bounty hunter) were playing a MM game thinking it'll be a good game, nek minnit the last random player we ended up with was a noob as retard (gyroopter)!!! Feeding in all lanes -_- . Bounty left mid game but luckily we ended up winning ;) Stupid gyro fed so much.! Good thing clockwerk was solo lane top farming better so it was allgoods, The best way to avoid those noobs is to jump in a decent party!

                  Ples Mercy

                    ^
                    159 - 188 - 45.82%

                    I dont think you are in a position to say anything about someone being bad or decent.

                    Pandamonium(You Died)

                      ^I don't think normal bracket player are in position in showing off his e-peen.

                      Ples Mercy

                        ^
                        i dont think a guy whos clearly below the level of the guy hes commentating should be talking. Bow to your god and stop feeding in my games with your best hero.

                        Pandamonium(You Died)

                          ^Nice troll. Are you by any chance Rape? He stopped playing 20 days ago, just as "skilled" as you are. Just as fail as a troll.
                          Finish high school please, not interested in talking to 13 year old normal-bracket scrubs.

                          Ples Mercy

                            ^
                            nah, be quiet or ill put you back into your box. You should respect your god. Btw nice going, from 54%+ to 53,5% keep it up my slave.

                            Papa Het

                              http://dotabuff.com/matches/256015712

                              so much fun again. Doctor tried to steal my farm in lane, flamed me, didn't support at all. So many stupid players. God help us all.

                              NiueanBeast

                                Blunt, Blunt Blunt -_- Scores doesn't mean I cost us the game. Most of those losses are because of people like that gyro. The only time I ever fed was when I first started and when I play a hero for the first time. Watch the gameplays and see how a player plays then you comment you useless blunt dikk!

                                Papa Het

                                  http://dotabuff.com/matches/265622694

                                  never seen anything better balanced. ofc several russians in my team. I random, like I alwas do, stuck with ursa (boring ass hero) mirana secondpick, invo third, was already thinking "okay 3 carries, if invos any good mid he'll play position 3. And then, already at buying my starting items, those other two fucks pick VOID and SB. VOID AND SB.

                                  I honestly have no idea how you cannont show the SLIGHTEST IDEA of how this game is suppost to be. HOW ON EARTH is this explainable. They have to be mentally deficient. They just have to be. There's no other explanation.

                                  ^_^

                                    I honestly dont know.why ppl qq.about the system. It isnt imbalanced just people dont care half the time they start losing, since ppl are lazy they never want to work for a comeback or try to stay safe, they just call everyone else a retard and wish to move onto the next game. Match makinf cant factor in human emotions or tryhard status. Ive had games where people feed and i dont give a shot, i just figure the people just got outplayed and need to learn from their ass whooping. If they choose not to then i tell them to continue to stay bad. If youre not willing to learn, then youre bad

                                    Relentless

                                      Just when it looked like MM was improving (since 12 days and no extra qq)...

                                      http://rapturegaming.net/en/news/detail/2376
                                      Even Xboct is getting stuck in games with nub teams so he can't win.

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                                      himself

                                        @NiueanBeast

                                        Wow he abandons so many games. The winrate makes sense.

                                        Blademail on Invoker... :/

                                        Autism is great

                                          leavers + shit match maker + lack of meaningful punishment = http://dotabuff.com/matches

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                                          coach

                                            MM is just horrible, deal with it :D

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                                            Clinkz Eastwood

                                              http://dotabuff.com/matches/278012595 Might not look like a stomp but I can assure you it was. Could not even focus due to how easy it was. My whole team started trolling at the 20 min mark due to it being so easy. The next game we played we got out played really badly, as it was a whole new skill bracket.

                                              IlVers

                                                Is it just me or has the quality of game gone down since it's been officially released? I went from 54% to 52.3% in a matter of days because there has been "new" players. Like, seriously, new ~3 months players on my team.

                                                Why are new players in my bracket?!

                                                Cant do anything about it, just ranting cuz im mad cuz lately been bad.

                                                Sentenza

                                                  7 months ago a player started a DB thread bashing the MM. A Valve employee read the thread and got pissed off. He decided to show OP how bad he can make the MM. Patch after patch the MM got worse and worse. Now, OP hasn't played for more than a week. Hopefully that Valve developer will realize his vengeance is completed and he will start working on a better MM.