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Woof Woof

    gg no re

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    Demonic_AzraeL

      Erm. Do you know now the LPQ punishment has changed? Currently they set a certain number of games instead of a certain period. For explample, if you abandon a ranked game, they force you to play 5 games in LPQ and they keep count. Once you complete the 5 games your'e out of LPQ. That's how it is now~

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        wtf? so you want to spoil ranked games for others? why should people give you their accounts for that?

        Woof Woof

          no they dont i got lpqed 3 times allready and it wears off after few days without playing single game
          CYKA

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          Scoots

            OP -> It is people like you I lose +-100 points in ranked by losing games

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            Woof Woof

              doubt it

              Woof Woof
                BoJack

                  can u do it in south america too? peruvians are worse than russians dude.

                  Woof Woof

                    i have nothing against peruvians

                    BoJack

                      play on US east a coupe games maybe? >>

                      Woof Woof

                        I played around 15games on us east but it was in early 2012 back then i ended up with us citizens most of the time and 2/3 russians per game

                        jo~

                          lpq was reset several times because of some valve oversight (people getting LPQ when valve's servers fucked up, etc.). i think there were at least 2-3 instances where all lpq was reset. Probably would not happen again. LPQ is actually incredibly easy to clear, just go queue bot games at easy mode. practically everyone playing easy mode in lpq are seeking to clear their lpq through fast push. Just ask the team to do a level 1 roshan with luna furion lone druid drow/venge beastmaster. average timings to clear is around 5min each game, 3min is the fastest assuming you dont fuck up.

                          Luxalpa, Primal Calamity

                            "I only give back what was given to me in the first place :e"

                            No you don't. You're just being a complete idiot.
                            If everyone would behave as childish as you do, then everyone would "give back what was given to" them, = no game possible.
                            You're just trying to boost your ego at the cost of others.

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                            harvard graduate

                              so you wanna ruin the games for those that play on the servers that they are supposed to play on? looking at your recent games ruining bot games should be closer to your skill and noone would have to worry about some random guy ruining their games.

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                              Sieg

                                You got yourself into LPQ and we are surely not going to help you get out of where you belong, Russian scum.

                                bunNyL

                                  so it's ok being a complete asshole in this forum now ? congrats op u just gained the " I sucked, I sucked dick and I am proud of it !" achievement

                                  PRAYER

                                    Ah, a 3k rated dumpster trash tier player creating threads. Nothing to see here, move along.

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                                    Sieg

                                      You bought 6 couriers with Luna.

                                      Get out, no one will ever show you any mercy.

                                      Hopeless

                                        Your last 4 matches.

                                        Sniper
                                        Ranked Match
                                        1 / 25 / 12

                                        Drow Ranger
                                        Ranked Match
                                        0 / 15 / 2

                                        Luna
                                        Ranked Match
                                        1 / 22 / 2

                                        Tiny
                                        Ranked Match
                                        1 / 15 / 0

                                        Combined with your responses in this thread, you should be dotabuff banned imo.

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                                        Woof Woof

                                          wacoo this acc was 4400/4300 my other was 4800/900 before i start throwing but nice try

                                          Woof Woof

                                            after thinking this through i decided to ruin games only on eu west from now on #still looking for accounts

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                                            PRAYER

                                              So you couldnt handle getting past 5k, and now you are butthurt about it and gotta ruin games? #Nice

                                              Woof Woof

                                                i dont care about rating

                                                Zenoth

                                                  about a week ago valve resetted low priority because a problem with reconnecting caused alot of unintended abandons.

                                                  so no, you still need games to clear.

                                                  and fuck off for being a selifsh dick.

                                                  van-art`

                                                    i can gif you this acc if you want

                                                    Woof Woof

                                                      bump will post update later on

                                                      Woof Woof

                                                        [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9zDjDuV.png[/IMG]

                                                        Hopeless

                                                          if you actually wanted to just play in LPQ thats one thing. Its nice being able to leave a game if you cant stay fora full one or if you want to just practice.

                                                          Why you want to simply ruin games for people not in LPQ is beyond me.

                                                          Woof Woof

                                                            because i am fucked in the head #update coming in 20/30mins

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                                                            MILNOR

                                                              Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like high MMR or rare hats.
                                                              They can't be fed, carried, reasoned, or negotiated with.
                                                              Some men just want to watch the chats logs rage.

                                                              Monkeh

                                                                What an incredibly pathetic existence.

                                                                Well done, may you live alone for the rest of your life, in misery and depression.

                                                                Woof Woof

                                                                  why so angry?

                                                                  6_din_49

                                                                    Isn't it easier to ask for a low mmr account? Ruining a bunch of games is quite a waste of time.

                                                                    King of Low Prio

                                                                      someone watched the dark knight too many times, his delusions of grandeur are quite sad. I really do pity people like this. Hopefully his mother will get him help before he shoots up a school

                                                                      Woof Woof

                                                                        [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FbfigSD.png[/IMG]

                                                                        Woof Woof

                                                                          no hate only dota pls also ^^ l o l

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                                                                          King of Low Prio

                                                                            he used the profile name Ted Bundy for a while. This is a pretty disturbed child.

                                                                            Monkeh

                                                                              How about going out and finding a girlfriend or a boyfriend? Playing some sport? Watch a little TV? Cook something nice for dinner? Wash your car? Play some tennis?

                                                                              This is pathetic, you're pathetic, wow, such sad life.

                                                                              Woof Woof

                                                                                whores id rather die than have gf again / my joints are fucked / tv is brainwashing viewers 24/7 / cooking requires 2 much time and attention / no car / my joints are fucked

                                                                                Woof Woof

                                                                                  atum tomorrow i am going to throw on us east

                                                                                  MILNOR

                                                                                    use right or left hand / do yoga / film yourself killing your neighbors dog & watch that / eat neighbors dog / steal a old person mobility scooter / do yoga

                                                                                    Do any of those because damaging random peoples MMR's is just plain evil.

                                                                                    Monkeh

                                                                                      It's not evil it's just unbelievably pathetic. Like, wah wah, I'm 7 and I don't like you, gonna throw your toys in the river, ha ha ha ha.

                                                                                      Mind is blown that someone can be so pathetically, mind numbingly boring that this is the best way they can think of for spending their free time.

                                                                                      MILNOR

                                                                                        Probably making a montage video of peoples mic reactions to put on YouTube.
                                                                                        Maybe he is making a documentary on the evils of video games and what pointless numbers can turn us into.
                                                                                        Maybe this guy will expose it all to the world and make us realize our faults
                                                                                        Maybe this guy is Jesus 2.0
                                                                                        or maybe he is just a random troll.. i dunno.

                                                                                        BoJack

                                                                                          Because he's the hero DotA 2 deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

                                                                                          Woof Woof

                                                                                            ^^^ again why so angry

                                                                                            [Lk].Zano

                                                                                              jimmies = rustled

                                                                                              Monkeh

                                                                                                Not angry, just pointing out to you that you're pathetic. Even with throwing lots of games you're still much higher MMR than me so I couldn't give a rat's ass, it's just I honestly can't figure out how and why you think this is worth your time.

                                                                                                Then to post on here about it as well...you spelled it out at the start of this thread somewhere, something about a damaged brain or something...

                                                                                                Steror

                                                                                                  Don't know if this is the same guy, but I had a silencer like a week ago do this. Buy couriers, feed himself and couriers, he said absolutely nothing in chat or with quick wheel.

                                                                                                  Woof Woof

                                                                                                    had to be someone else ^ + ^^ whats wrong with being pathetic person

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                                                                                                    Vanity  ツ

                                                                                                      Give update please

                                                                                                      Yoichi Isagi | Blue Lock

                                                                                                        @LPQ Warrior Yea I lost 300 points too, nothing new. But crap that's alot of lost games. Might wanna actually to dual lane.. maybe some hero that will help the lane instead of afk jungle hero.

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