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Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

    This SHIT matchmaking have not been giving me proper games since
    Majority of the games are filled with nonsense players that
    1. HAVE 0 MAP AWARENESS
    2. FEED from Min 1 in laning phase
    3. AFK farms and have 0 impact late game even with full build
    4. CANNOT TEAMFIGHT PROPERLY

    HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CLIMB WHEN U GIVE ME RETARDS THAT DONT LISTEN TO WARNINGS AND SUGGESTIONS?

    THE WORST PART
    YOU GIVE ME IDIOTS WHO DC AT 2 MINS AND MAKE GAME COUNT
    NOW MY MMR DROPS FROM 4.2K TO 3.9K
    WELL DONE . EVIDENCE
    http://dotabuff.com/matches/493588536 : FEEDING SINCE MIN 1
    http://dotabuff.com/matches/493487696 : CARRY ALCH, ENDED UP FEEDING
    http://dotabuff.com/matches/493420217 : TEAM DOESNT STICK, FUCKING JAK NO WARD ENDED UP KEEP GETTING PICKED OFF ONE BY ONE, 0 CLASH

    one and half gun

      forced 50% winrate

      Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

        man.. urs is 80 pct.
        fml
        stuck
        so sad
        damn
        im pissed

        Dire Wolf

          It's the patch. A bunch of players who weren't playing ranked before are now back in ranked. A bunch of players are trying heroes they don't usually play. Wait 2-3 weeks it'll settle down again.

          BenaoLifedancer

            3 games make u lose 300 mmr
            ok anything else to note?

            ;asd

              your attitude holds you back bro + How would you rate your performance on 1-5 scale in most games
              [5 - very best ]
              [4 - pretty good but could play better if blabla]
              [3 - around average because i play angry due to bad teammates]
              [2 - below average/bad aka fuck those tards game is lost - ignoring team fights/no tp/builds that cant work]
              [1 - full blown throw feeding couriers, stealing items]

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              Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                not 3 games
                a couple of games in 3x lose streaks
                been struck with lots of these idiocy streaks that really piss me off. and it always happens at midnight around 2300-0200
                perhaps i should stop playing at these time frames

                Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                  yeah around 3. i get angry and sometimes it affects my overall performance,
                  but i always carry a tp to help out in teamfights, even buying sod, wards if no one buys them.. so ya you know my plight..
                  a few times i even warded as carries.
                  it seems that some players are being carried to their mmr while the others are being pooled with these people, hence shitty games.
                  idk some of their mentality is just omg.. they dont give a shit, afk farm, never clashes, waiting for people to initiate, playing passive, cannot properly teamfight etc etc.
                  I WANT PROPER GAMES

                  King of Low Prio

                    Заткнись, иди на хуй охуеть

                    ;asd

                      proper games dont exist especially in dota 2 where players rating is invisible and mm is profit oriented

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                      Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                        I second that but at least balance the teams out a bit.
                        Not leave 3-4 retards & 1-2 decent vs 5 organized pubbers
                        Plus the way they calculate mmr is so wrong. Some players skill level don't even correspond anywhere near to their mmr.
                        If mmr is winrate based, noobs and pros get stuck together for hell lot of a time, until the better player achieves a breakthrough

                        BoJack

                          mm is bad but at ~4k range u get some really ez games as well so no reason to lose so many in a row unless ure throwing

                          ;asd

                            from my experience in 3600 and 50xx range worst games are around 3600-3800 and 4000-4400 mainly due to players ignorance

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                            Imbagon

                              Maybe if youre attitude wasn't so blatantly shit you'd make some friends and have a somewhat organised stack to play with. I don't understand why you care so much about a number. If you feel so much rage that you're willing to create a thread in 90% caps and have your steam name to display how mad you are at pubs, i really worry what kind of things you say to your team mates if they don't perform how you want them to. Maybe learn to control the rage, that might go a long way.

                              Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                Haha I'm raising my solo queue so yeah I'm at the mercy of the system
                                And yeah there are super easy games where I stomp the enemy team as well, but more frequently than not I get paired with idiots that have near 0 knowledge of the game.. Oh well.. Better luck next time

                                one and half gun

                                  if you want 5.5k+ rating i can tell you how for a little price

                                  sano

                                    pls giff tutorial

                                    Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                      Aww the profit haha,
                                      don't tell me pick earth?
                                      or lycan?

                                      one and half gun

                                        you wont have to pick any broken hero

                                        Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                          Lol then ? Let me into your dark dirty secret

                                          one and half gun

                                            $10

                                            murs

                                              i had a 4-20 necro mid on my team last game

                                              dear lord dont go mid if ur orange lol

                                              id8091828

                                                go ahead tell me i'll pay you

                                                Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                  #tell me more fuck this shit
                                                  http://dotabuff.com/matches/494131233
                                                  AS USUAL.. and i was calm but still fuck volvo they love to feed me with noobs. first game and day spoilt

                                                  Hopeless

                                                    ^outpicked and outplayed.

                                                    @murs - Haven't we put to rest the color = mmr argument?

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                                                    Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                      last pick enchant. rofl. went into jungle never came out except for feed

                                                      Sup m8

                                                        I'll give you a secret on how to not get put with idiots.... Stack with your friends

                                                        Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                          solo queue bro :( raising mmr solo, sure is hard

                                                          one and half gun

                                                            you can stack in solo ranked by choosing sea + russian with 4 other friends

                                                            one and half gun

                                                              its pretty gay and i hope valve fixes it and reduces their mmr by 2000 if they did it anyway

                                                              Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                                LOL u mean choose russian as language and get russians and stomp? hahaha

                                                                one and half gun

                                                                  i dont think thats what i said

                                                                  Dawnlight

                                                                    STACK

                                                                    FlipFlop

                                                                      1. Pick a support
                                                                      2. Babysit your carry
                                                                      3. you win.

                                                                      dadmode

                                                                        I think he means that for it to work, you get five people to search a server (eg. sea) where there are no Russians, with your language preference set to Russian. Because you guys are probably the only ones searching Russian it's likely that you'll be matched together.

                                                                        But don't actually do that ... it seems kinda sad to go to that kind of length just to gain ~25 points a game.

                                                                        Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                                          how do you even stack in solo rmm if you wna raise your solo queue bar?
                                                                          you cant do it with friends right?

                                                                          dadmode

                                                                            Lol. You know what, just forget about it. Don't do it, it makes you a cheating scumbag anyway.

                                                                            Sōu ka

                                                                              whys there 8 updates every day

                                                                              Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                                                Haha cool

                                                                                Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                                                  KS MID AND ANOTHER FAIL MID
                                                                                  I CANT COMPREHEND THE IDIOCY HERE
                                                                                  http://dotabuff.com/matches/494254162

                                                                                  Sup m8

                                                                                    Rofl you really are having a bad run

                                                                                    Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                                                      The type of pubs they give me is so WTF. If i dont go mid and snowball, its a free lose, but even if i snowball, it doesnt guarantee a win
                                                                                      THATS HOW FKING BAD IT IS HERE.
                                                                                      These pubs omg ffs omg really out of this world

                                                                                      stuffffgff

                                                                                        yup pretty much have to stack2win

                                                                                        sano

                                                                                          I tried playing US east yesterday instead of South America
                                                                                          http://dotabuff.com/matches/494288464
                                                                                          Pink didn't like Brood's pick, last picked BS and went to jungle. Died 6 times to neutrals. 2 times to Roshan. wtf??

                                                                                          PS: 4.5k MMR

                                                                                          superhayden

                                                                                            I'm 3.3k right now with a better winrate than my 4k+ friends. I support/longlane solo and get stuck in the shittiest roles, meaning 0 statistical game impact. I wreck my soloq games but recently had a string of feeders, and I'm feeling your pain. Trying to lift yourself up when you get into a game with someone shouting "Cyka" or "Blyat" is upsetting and painful. Keep your head up!

                                                                                            sano

                                                                                              your 4k+ friends have less than 48%? LOL
                                                                                              and there are no shittiest roles

                                                                                              superhayden

                                                                                                Yes, they do. CaineTheLongShot, and BloodmageGodoy are both under me in win% but much higher MMR. Shit makes no sense whatsoever. And being a solo support when your team chooses 4 heavy farmers is pretty shitty place to be, you just fight all game to not feed with your 0 gold :(

                                                                                                Fay

                                                                                                  @sano
                                                                                                  damn radiant directly counter picked it with BH, LC and slark..
                                                                                                  poor brood lol

                                                                                                  Born
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                                                                                                    PRAYER

                                                                                                      OP, if you can't even stay over 4k then you deserve it. Get off your high horse and get good, you are clearly trash tier skill.

                                                                                                      Everyone gets retarded teammates, get over it. Some matches are impossible, that is solo queue dota for you.

                                                                                                      Lord of Farmers,♾️ $ hacker

                                                                                                        Learn to read bro, the main point is how horrible is the type of people I get every game.
                                                                                                        FIRSTLY, LEAVERS, HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT?
                                                                                                        THEN, FEEDERS FROM 1 MIN MARK WHO IS STUBBORN
                                                                                                        AND CONSEQUENTLY, Players with 0game sense that lose all clashes.
                                                                                                        Please read and think before posting a comment, I ain't complaining bout my skill, but I don't deserve such shitty games where every game is lost mostly at the laning phase where they do stupid stuff and feed.